A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that shes too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that shes to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.” sure son” the father replied, drooling....
Friday, October 21, 2011
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Dia macam tuan rumah la
Mak dah balik perlis semalam naik KTMB,sy nak ikot tapi tiket habis tinggal 1 untuk mak.sy memberontak jap la lebih kurang sejam sebab xda tiket.Mak malas layan sebab semua kena marah kalu sy memberontak.Tiket abis,kereta xda aircond,kena drive,brpeluh2 macam x mandi,bau ketiak asam,semua punca kemarahan..Malam hantar mak naik train pkul 10,ramai gile le..koc s1 tmpat tidur jauh kedepan jadi kena...
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Sudah 2bulan
Lupa nak war-warkan.saya dapat baby baru.cumil2..cumil macam saya.hehe baby saya putih berseri-seri,baby kuat minum susu,baru dua bulan berat dah 5kilo plus-plus.Baby x kuat nangis,dia suka tido.Tido bangun susu,nangis susu,senyum susu,manje2 susu.Boleh dikatakan semuanya susu.Baby minum susu...
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Interview hmmm.xnak dah..
For your information uitm arau mengadakan sesi temuduga untuk jawatan pembantu tadbir keewangan dan perkeranian operasi, pembantu makmal pada 28 Feb 2011..start pada pukul 8.30pg..7am"nurul!!x bangun solat subuh?hah?interview pkul brapa?hah?mintak2 la doa bagi dapat kerja!Dok tido je!"Mak saya cakap..7.30am "teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!teeeeeeeet!" Alarm bunyik buat kali ke 6 sebab buat...
